Little things amuse me. They keep sane through the day. I am currently at parent’s house and here’s the last dialogue I just heard including me:
Mom: (half passed out with slurred speech) Hey kenny, will you get me an ice cream bar out of the freezer?
Kenny: Where are they?
Mom: where they usually are in the freezer
Kenny: What do they look like?
ME: (agitated) Probably cold and frozen!
Kenny (trailing down the stairs.. ) What??
Jesus Christ I am glad I don’t really have a temper.